Thursday, March 22, 2012

Application to NASA2 astronaut training program - Mission to Mars

Dear People of NASA2,

Hi. I would like to be considereed for the Super Oh Cola mission to Mars. I have just completed an eight-year tour of duty in the United States Air Force and have flown jets and other stuff. I bombed places to.

I know there's danger of meeting alien beings durnig the journey into deep Space. I feel I am qualfied to the job of being the United States or Earth emmmisary and greeting our brothers from the stars.

I am in great shape. During my time in uniform I did claesthentics and other kinds of exercise including Tae Bow and karate. I can run really far when chased by men with guns. It wasn't my fault I didn't know it was private proeperty.

Anyway, I tried to apply at NASA number 1, but you guys seem alot nicer and have money to do this.

I hope you will think about hiring me. I can start any time. If I'm not home, leave a message with my mom. She never goes out becuase of her sick leg. And dog.

Andrew P. Bascom, Lt.

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