NASA2 Engineering team,
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT begin prototyping this proposed stasis-suit for the Mars mission. This WAS NOT generated by my office, by me, or by anyone possessing an engineering degree or anything more than a piece of Kleenex from some third-rate Graphic Design program at some fourth-rate online diploma mill.
This "mock-up" was created by Abigal Black at Super O Cola, and DOES NOT represent a viable option for the stasis suit and more resembles some sort of (and I quote my niece here, I don't really know what she's talking about) "Daft Punk" steam punk thing of some kind.
Now I know you people are raring to go on building yourselves some test concepts, but again - I cannot stress this highly enough - DO NOT begin work on any schemes cooked up by that tweety bird nitwit at Super O. I know they're paying the bills, but we gotta do this thing right, or we're going to end up with a human popsicle instead of a well-preserved astronaut ready for revival and completion of the mission.
I've got a lot of faith in you people, and I know we'll come through with a dazzling bit of engineering that'll send ol' Abby whimpering back to his team of flaky twenty-something (and again, I quote my niece here, this jargon has me completely befuddled) "Emos".
Carry on,
Sam Fulcrum
Director of Engineering, NASA2
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