Friday, March 9, 2012

Excerpt - NASA2 / Super O Cola summit meeting



Present:

NASA2
Director of Operations, Len Stanislaw
Mission Director, Marci "Mac" Percy
Logistics Officer, Fred "Cheese Head" Lambeau

SUPER O CORP
Broadcast Producer, Shayla Swanson
Host, SUPER O SHOW, Franky Flavella
Branding Director, Abner "Abigail" Black


SUPERO(SS): So we're interested in bankrolling - wow, this is really good, where'd you get this?

NASA2(LS): Uh …

NASA2(FL): I think one of the office people picked them up, maybe Kevin. Probably from Breuggers.

SUPERO(SS): Really. Hm. Anyway, we're interested in funding a project from beginning to end.

NASA2(LS): What do you mean, all of it? That's like three hundred billion dollars, minimum.

SUPERO(SS, motions to beverage table): What do you see there? Super O beverages and snack products. We provide recreational food and drink to the entire western world and developing countries, with a deeper market penetration that any product line since the wheel.

NASA2(LS): Yes, well that's very impressive.

SUPERO(FF): It's fantastic!

NASA2(LS): Yes, of course it is. Uh, have you ever sponsored a project of this nature and size before?

SUPERO(SS): We're confident we can meet all the funding targets by any deadline you might wish to impose.

NASA2(FL): Well we need operating funds like yesterday.

SUPERO(SS): Done. Next problem.

NASA2(MP): What kind of mission were you interested in financing?

SUPERO(AB): Mars.

NASA2(LS,MP,FL): Mars?

SUPERO(SS): Mars. The big apple in space. We wanna take a bite out of it.

NASA2(LS): Bite?

SUPERO(AB): We want to launch a fully branded campaign, complete with social media and cross media programs designed to bring in viewership, not only from SUPER O consumers, but the entire world.

NASA2(LS): Oh.

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