Len,
These Super O people are out of their fkn minsds. This little prick, Abner Black, their "branding director" or whatever stupid title this vapid weasel keeps waving around, wants to paint the Super O Cola logo on the side of the goddamn ship.
It's bad engouh they want to - they're MAKING US call the Vanguard 1 "Super O Cruiser" and Vanguard 2 "Super O Xtreme", now we have to besmerach NASA's iconic white with this inane graffiti.
Jack over in Engineering tells me that the y paint they want to use is some shitty acrylic enamel house paint - a colored called Orange Orgasm, I believe. MOther of GOd. He says it won't last beyond lift-off and he's exploring the possibility of using some kind of electrolytic compound, bless his heart. On my part, I wouldn't shead a tear if their fuckign logo bubbles up and froths right off the starboard heatshield before the ship passes the ISS. SPeaking of which, I hear they've approached the "other"NASA about branding the international stpace station and suubsidizing the next Shuttle program. WHere do these lunatics get all this money?
I will of course suck it up and do my job. I'm proud to be part of NASA2, even if I've forfeited my civil rightas and have to live in a foritified compound in a secret location. It's a lot more spacious after Cheney's people moved the last of his crap out of there. Don't know what he needed the 500 cases of KY jelly for.
Warm Regards,
Marci "Mac" Percy
Mission Director, NASA2
cc: Fred Lambeau
Jack Zalogawski
Berger Madison
These Super O people are out of their fkn minsds. This little prick, Abner Black, their "branding director" or whatever stupid title this vapid weasel keeps waving around, wants to paint the Super O Cola logo on the side of the goddamn ship.
It's bad engouh they want to - they're MAKING US call the Vanguard 1 "Super O Cruiser" and Vanguard 2 "Super O Xtreme", now we have to besmerach NASA's iconic white with this inane graffiti.
Jack over in Engineering tells me that the y paint they want to use is some shitty acrylic enamel house paint - a colored called Orange Orgasm, I believe. MOther of GOd. He says it won't last beyond lift-off and he's exploring the possibility of using some kind of electrolytic compound, bless his heart. On my part, I wouldn't shead a tear if their fuckign logo bubbles up and froths right off the starboard heatshield before the ship passes the ISS. SPeaking of which, I hear they've approached the "other"NASA about branding the international stpace station and suubsidizing the next Shuttle program. WHere do these lunatics get all this money?
I will of course suck it up and do my job. I'm proud to be part of NASA2, even if I've forfeited my civil rightas and have to live in a foritified compound in a secret location. It's a lot more spacious after Cheney's people moved the last of his crap out of there. Don't know what he needed the 500 cases of KY jelly for.
Warm Regards,
Marci "Mac" Percy
Mission Director, NASA2
cc: Fred Lambeau
Jack Zalogawski
Berger Madison
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